(via thetrifler, the internet, jimmypage)
The joke that 4 people will get:
It’s OK. This guy works, as well as lives, on the second floor.
(via fyvm, bartsch, rurorjuror, gconnect)
Must have run out of Robot’s Health. Robots Journal? <Maxim>Magazine</Maxim>? Robots Complete-Lack-Of-A-Purpose-For-Fitness-Because-We-Are-Already-Programmed-To-Run-On-Maximum-Efficiency? Wired? Photography by Maureen Dai
(via generaltau)
If there is something better than listening to Jeff Foxworthy profess his disbelief at the idea of watching a television set that is resting on top of a non-working television set, as if somehow, in someone’s twisted, lower-class mind, the non-working television set had been deemed an acceptable unit of furniture – then I would love to know what that thing is. Because when I hear that I just laugh and laugh and laugh and I think that if it’s true that the angels in heaven sing, then certainly they do so in the sweet sarcastic tone of Mr. Foxworthy himself.
My estranged wife contacted my family recently because she is worried about me, but there is nothing to worry about. I smashed every phone in my house with a hammer and I’m getting so close to understanding everything!
(via squill37)
If you aren’t thinking “I’ve gotta try that at home,” probably don’t listen to our podcast.
(via juliasegal)
The “PB&HJ” looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory.
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I bet if firemen could talk they’d say, “Hey everybody, please stop lighting so many things on fire all the time!
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